Conglomerate

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this is the word they were looking for when they invented the word for phlegm.

Aluminum

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When the Brits say it, it sounds like an alloy on a spaceship.

Aluminium

I swear they sneak in an extra "i"

Awestralians (because they are awesome)

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I like the way Australians say "no", it sounds like "noy".

This makes me want to get lots of rejection from Australians.

Hey, wanna hear a joke about a Kangaroo?

Best Word in the English Language: Defenestrate

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If you don't like this word I might have to defenestrate you.

definition: throw through or out of the window; "The rebels stormed the palace and defenestrated the President"