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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Muy Bién

I'll tell you what, the Mexicans sure got it right when they invented the word "Bueno", that is one bueno word to say.


Learning about your body.

I loved my college human anatomy class. There are some great sounding body parts that could also be lairs for evil villains

like the philtrum or the caruncula.

But there are some body parts that are so evil I shan't say their name in public.

( Uvula, I am looking at you, and don't even get me started on the word "nodule")

In other news, did you know that most amphibians have a nictating membrane? You didn't? that's because your biology teacher was too shy to say that word.

Also, remember when the rappers would say "Insane in the membrane, insane in the brain!"

Um, you know they are not the same thing, right?

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Black Tie Occasions

So on the plus side, you get to wear a tuxedo. But, I don't know if it is really worth it if you have to hear someone say "cummerbund"

I can't believe I just wrote that.